What's wrong with Microsoft and their products?

Disclaimer: I only speak for myself.

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This is how "USER-FRIENDLY" Windows 95 really is:

If your printer is out of paper, Windows might tell you that:

[A Very Long Error Message]

NOTE: Don't forget to reboot the computer once you put some paper in.


But every Macintosh (even good old System 7.1 © 1992) knows when:

[The Printer is out of Paper]

And it just starts printing as soon as the paper is in the tray.

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Microsoft tells you that they care about your data.

When Microsoft Word gets confused it admits to it:

[MS Word Message]

... But Does NOT let you save your file!!!


Microsoft Excel is very "straight forward":

[MS Excel Message]

It leaves without saying Good bye!

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Microsoft network operation is so easy!

I was trying to copy a file from Windows 95 to a Mac.

[Invalid MS-DOS Function]

Hey, where did MS-DOS come into play???

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Microsoft told us that
"Internet Explorer is going to be FREE Forever!"

But how come they removed the word "FREE" from their logo?

It used to look like this: [Logo WITH word

But now it looks like this: [Logo WITHOUT word

The new animation is nice.

But I bet pretty soon they will start charging $99 for upgrades.

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So, what shall we do with Microsoft software?

Click HERE to find out.

It's time to [Stop] the insanity!!!

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[Made with Macintosh]

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